Beast Be Gone [GameLit Comedy Satire] - PART 1 COMPLETE
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Monsters aren’t the problem - adventurers are. Eric runs Beast Be Gone, the last pest control business in a world obsessed with XP, loot, and fireball slinging. Where others see quests and prophecy, Eric sees fire damage, unpaid invoices, and terrified slimes who just want a quiet life someplace damp. Work is drying up fast, and with no jobs, gold, or patience left, Eric’s future looks grim - until a perky young inventor with mechanical gadgets and zero filter insists on becoming his apprentice. What starts as pest control turns into a chaotic quest of their own as the two uncover a plot that may finally answer fantasy’s greatest mysteries: - Why are there so many Chosen Ones? - Are goblins evil or just misunderstood? - Why does every sword merchant claim to sell the “best swords in the land”? Somebody wants a world overflowing with adventurers… but why? What to expect: - 👻 "Terry Pratchett meets Ghostbusters" - 🧑🤝🧑 A multi-viewpoint comedy, with three main characters. One of whom is a goblin. - 🎲 Characters living in a world that's acting like it's an RPG, but it's actually real . - 🏹 Light-hearted fantasy adventures, with no LitRPG elements, but plenty of magic, satire and dungeons. - 📝 Around 1-2k words per chapter - 📦 A mimic called Larry. - 🧪 Adventurers addicted to HP potions. - 🧌 A dabbling of torturous violence, usually against unfortunate goblins. - PART 2 COMPLETE! PART 3 COMING SOON Want to skip the chapter drops and get right to the pest-squashing? Both Books 1