Nerf Them! A LitRpg Adventure
novel
Book 1 complete. Three completed books available. What’s better than getting a System? Getting one without the safeguards—the rules designed to nerf you before you become a problem. We got exactly that. Now we are the problem. Our powers can’t be nerfed, no matter how shamelessly we exploit them. Unfortunately, the Coven of the Immortals has a simple solution for people it can’t control: kill them before they get stronger. We’re working on the “get stronger” part. Meet the team: Jenna, the Primordial. I turn a handful of freebie points into ridiculous stats—and take even more ridiculous weaknesses to earn more. Need a twenty-foot giantess with horrible taste in clothing? Or a tactical genius with a gluten allergy? I’m your girl. Every weakness is an opportunity. Bob, the Skillmaster. I learn by grinding, and I learn terrifyingly fast. Give me a yo-yo, and I’ll be decapitating ogres with it in a week. If there’s a stupid way to grind six unrelated skills at once, I’ll find it. Billy, the Everlasting. Serial reincarnator and corpse-camper extraordinaire. Every time I die, I return with a new power. I’m also the only person on Earth to have won the Darwin Awards three years running. I intend to defend my title. Expect dungeon crawling, desperate fights, broken builds, and teamwork that occasionally involves getting Billy killed. Interested in joining the team? Send us a CV containing your powers and life goals. No Comic Sans. Even if you are bloody Gandalf. 55 days on Royal Road