Bash It All Down [Book 1 STUB Nov 1st]
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Hacking into heaven was a dumb idea. Bash, of course, did it anyway. Now he's stuck in the Shard, a gamified afterlife where the rich are literal gods and the dead bleed. Unfortunately for the monsters that run this place, our "hero" has jokes, bad ones, and a talent for breaking things. Armed with a glitched-out build (totally not his fault... ) and a virtual assistant who's gone off-script, he's ready to BASH It All Down . 📅 New Chapters Mondays and Thursdays . 🎉 April 2026 Writathon Winner! What to Expect: • Copious amounts of violence. • More bad jokes then any reasonable person should tolerate. • Plans? What plans? Improvising is king. • Skills are exploited, not optimized.